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January 18th, 2005

Ghost

"I am inching ever closer to the tip of this scorpion's tail."

I have gained some weight in the last few weeks. It was been a gorge-filled festival since Thanksgiving, but I have calculated at least five Chinese food dinners since January began, and that's horrifying. I think I've been eating mostly meat. I've been trying to add more fruit, but I've established that the most frequent vegetable I've been eating is broccoli, but that I've been drowning that in soy sauce or cheese. Not with the good.

My exercise has also been nil since the beginning of January. Basically all I've done is Rocky. While I lost some during some strenuous shows (Christmas), it's all back now. And it's starting to really bother me.

So. Anyway. I used to be happy if I stayed lower than a number. I've gotten to the point where I am happy if I stay lower than 10 pounds more than that. And that's bad. Ok. Stopping it now.
Coy

"Do you know who I am?"

A survey.

1. If you could build your second home anywhere, where would it be? New York City, center of the universe. Japan, if they spoke English.

2. What's your favorite article of clothing? My stretchy blue shirt; my CK jeans.

3. The last CD you bought? Gwen Stefani's Love. Angel. Music. Baby.

4. What time do you wake up in the morning? Morning?

5. What's your favorite kitchen appliance? Soup spoon!

6. If you could play an instrument, what would it be? Piano.

7. Favorite color? Deep blue.

8. Which do you prefer, sports car or SUV? Feet.

9. Do you believe in afterlife? In a way. It varies day-to-day.

10. Favorite Children's Book? The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. Half Magic by Edward Eager.

11. What is your favorite season? Not winter anymore because I have realized how much an inconvenience it has become. It makes me a little sad to admit that I no longer like winter. At the moment, I'll go with spring.

12. If you could have one super power what would it be? Flight. Then shapeshifting. Then telepathy. And then... um... money.

14. Can you juggle? I can barely walk.

15. The one person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to? This is a very dangerous question, because what if I didn't like what they had to say? I'll say Mr. Lamothe. So I can finally have the sex.

16. What's your favorite day? Saturday. There are infinite ways to spend a Saturday. All of mine end with Rocky, and to me, that's really good.

17. What's in the trunk of your car under your bed? My cat. And my last pair of sneakers. And lots of stuff I don't want to find a place for.

18. Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburger? Raw fish makes baby Mohammed cry.

19. What is you favorite flower? Traditionally, red roses. I'm a purist. However, for plants, I love bleeding hearts.

20. What is your favorite meal? As of 8.03 PM, a calzone with pepperoni and extra mozzarella cheese. Mmmmmm...

21. Who would you like to have tea with? Madonna, Tori Amos, Maggie Estep, Ani DiFranco, Gwen Stefani, Richard O'Brien, Jill Sobule, Alanis Morissette, Shirley Manson, Margaret Cho. Matt can come too.