Dakota

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers.

1. How does the world see me?
Song: Half Jack
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Comments: Essentially, as the song dictates, half my mom, and half my dad. There is truth to this, but obviously a person is also defined by their life experiences.

Will I have a happy life?
Song: My Discarded Men
Artist: Eartha Kitt
Comments: Maybe, but it looks like I'll have some baggage on the way.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Frozen
Artist: Madonna
Comments: Easily taken a few different ways. Not very many of them positive. I am awfully stuck in my ways for someone so frequently in transition.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Cellophane
Artist: Casey Stratton
Comments: Yes, and I can see right through them.

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Memory
Artist: Betty Buckley, from Cats
Comments: Remember, Winnie, remember.

What should I do with my life?
Song: A Case of You
Artist: Joni Mitchell
Comments: Huh. Ok. Not certain about that.

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Shock Treatment
Artist: Richard O'Brien
Comments: Because we are all being electrocuted, obviously.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Stay
Artist: Shakespear's Sister
Comments: Generally a good idea.

Will I ever have children?
Song: The Whores Hustle and the Hustlers Whore
Artist: PJ Harvey
Comments: By any means necessary, I guess.

Will I die happy?
Song: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
Artist: The Shirelles
Comments: There's something interesting about that one.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Roses Are Red
Artist: Aqua
Comments: My life is strewn with cliches.

What is happiness?
Song: Special
Artist: Garbage
Comments: Alright.

What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Surrender
Artist: k.d. lang
Comments: I'm too much of a control freak. Perhaps this is something I should work on.

How will I be remembered?
Song: As Above So Below
Artist: Daphne Rubin-Vega
Comments: I have no idea what the phrase exactly means.