April Fool
drownedmagenta	shaves your cat.
huzzahuzzah	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
larryv	eggs your dog.
lizzyfur	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
mattanthony	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
mostlybent	buys you a Russian Bride.
notophelia	glues your car to your bedroom ceiling.
ravenskye85	TPs your house.
richyvilla	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
starlernight	sells your Russian Bride on Ebay.
Prank Me

Thanks to Dani, who managed to get rid of that whole Russian Bride thing taken care of.

MoonBeam out.