Guy to self: Doctor Jean Grey has the most powerful orgasm of all the X-Men.
--Union Square Park
Overheard by: Stan
Engineering school chick, screaming: And I was like, 'Oh my god, this is the worst protractor ever!'
--Columbia University
Skanky hipster chick to another: I would totally do him... But only if I had the ninja outfit on.
--Ludlow St.
[Four NYPD cops are checking people's bags at rush hour. A man in a suit appears to be their superior.]
Man in suit: But then he realizes that Jedis don't seek revenge. [The four cops all nod gravely.]
--W 4th St Subway Station
Overheard by: KL
Fiftyish suit: Chewbacca, the original wingman...
--86th & Lexington
Overheard by: Ike
Woman on cell: I'm busy. I've got things to do. And right now what I'm doing is looking at comic books.
--Forbidden Planet
Overheard by: Josh
Chick: We were always competing to be chief geek... But he had asperger's, so he won.
--Central Park

khia officially has beef with everyone
( tl;dr i know HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE QUEEN? )
Source: myspace blog
- Music:Britney Spears - Lucky
Matt’s journal explains that he is in Cornwall to do some recording with Tori. On May 11, he explained, “Tomorrow I’m off to Cornwall England to record with my red headed piano playing friend Mrs. Tori Amos.” The May 13 entry shows a photo of his kit at Martian Studios. Wow. We have no idea what they’re up to over there in England, but as soon as we find out we’ll post it. Thanks to Darrell and Kevin D. for spotting this.
By Stephen M. SilvermanOriginally posted Tuesday May 13, 2008 06:30 PM EDT
Kelly Rowan, who played resident party planner and family matriarch Kirsten "Kiki" Cohen on The O.C., is a new mom, her rep tells PEOPLE.
"Kelly Rowan gave birth to a happy and healthy baby girl in Los Angeles on April 28," says the spokesperson. "Mom and daughter are doing great."
According to the rep, Rowan recently split from her fiancé, Canadian businessman David Thomson.
The Ottawa-born Rowan, 42, played Adam Brody's mom and Peter Gallagher's wife on the Fox series. She also served as executive producer of In God's Country, a movie for Lifetime in which she starred.
Source: People
- Mood:
happy

Ausiello: There may be room for some cautious optimism. I cornered Ben Silverman at Monday's NBC
Ausiello: There's still no deal, but I'm told "it's close."
Ausiello: Eighteen episodes, but there's a twist.
Ausiello: Not true at all. Mabius will definitely be making the trek. Can't say the same for one of his co-stars. This unnamed individual, who just purchased a new home in L.A., is showing some resistance to the move. As a result, this series regular may only make occasional guest appearances next season. Meanwhile, another Betty thesp is using the coast-hop as leverage for more money — and it's the
Ausiello: You'll get your Ari fix beginning in September. The jury's out on when you'll see Mrs. Ari, however. An Aushole with bionic hearing overheard Perrey Reeves chatting on the phone with her agent on a recent Jet Blue flight from New York to Los Angeles and, at one point during the call, the actress seemed to suggest that she was haggling with the show over money. My mile-high mole also reports that Reeves was strongly encouraging her rep to get her cast on Mad Men, presumably as January Jones' new confidante.
Spoilers behind their respective cuts:
( Grey's Anatomy )( Big Love )( Smallville )( Brothers & Sisters )( Burn Notice )( Dirty Sexy Money )( Lost - Includes detailed description of 5-minute finale scene shown at the upfronts. )
Source
Also....
Life on Mars US Trailer:
Surviving the Filthy Rich Cast Photos:
Surviving the Filthy Rich is the new show The CW will be pairing with 90210 on Tuesday nights.

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21 Jump Street by way of...Jonah Hill?! Yes, it's true: The breakout Superbad comic and Judd Apatow acolyte is in negotiations to develop a movie adaptation of the popular '80s TV show starring Johnny Depp. It hasn't been decided whether Hill will actually star in the movie, but Sony confirms that he'll work on the screenplay and serve as executive producer. The series, which ran from 1987 to 1991 on Fox, centered on a group of young cops whose youthful appearance allowed them to work undercover in high schools and colleges and search out troubled kids. Sony declined to give any details on the tone or direction of the movie, but it's probably safe to say that this new version won't be featuring any earnest public service announcements, as the series often did. Neal Moritz (I Am Legend) and series cocreator Stephen J. Cannell will produce.
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/05/2
These pictures were sourced by fanforum, Milo Ventimiglia, Adrian Pasdar and Masi Oka at A.C.T.'s "Illuminate the Night, A Spotlight on Our Shining Stars". On Sunday, April 6, 2008, the Four Seasons Hotel played host to A.C.T. students, alumnus and friends, including the current cast members of the hit TV show Heroes, for Illuminate the Night, A Spotlight on Our Shining Stars. The event benefited A.C.T.’s actor training programs by raising more than $725,000 to support the future of American theater. ( hotness this way ) |

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Preppy girl: I really loved that movie. I thought it was titillating... And not just because there was cock and balls. I don't care about that.
--Third Avenue
Guy to self: Brokeback mountain... Starring Hillary Clinton!
--Herald Square Subway Station
Overheard by: Worst Movie Ever
Doofette: I mean like I know it got the Oscar and all, but I thought "No Country for Old Men" was pretty boring. I have to admit though the choreography was amazing.
--SoHo
Thug, peddling pile of DVDs: Ghetto Blockbuster! I am your ghetto Blockbuster! I got movies, CDs, porno. [Another group of customers walks in.] I got that action, comedy, romance and I got that pussy! I am your friendly neighborhood ghetto Blockbuster.
--24 Hour McDonalds, Water & Moore
Overheard by: BigKahuna&BigRed
Creepy hipster: You'd think you can't have sex to "Silence of the Lambs"...
--Huron St, Greenpoint
Overheard by: sweetchuck
Dude on cell: If you like murder, you're gonna love this movie!
--48 Bus
okay so this happened a while ago when i was in l.a. (march) i just forgot to post.
it was at chili's.. about a half hour outside of hollywood. and it was really freakin random.
basically, our waitor (who was a friend of my friend) knelt down to our table and was like "don't freak out but.. jessica simpson is over there."
according to our waiter she sent her queso dip back two or three times cause it didn't "taste right". but anyway, she was really sweet and her mom was really funny. she was eating with her parents and some other couple.
i was also there for the hyde maddness with hilary duff.
kelly osbourne and shawn stewart walked into hyde shortly after hilary. it was insane.
source: my camera.
turi: i had no idea a movie was made of calpernia addam's lover who was murdered
turi: netflix!
turi: and OMG Lee Pace pace plays calpernia
Shane: What?
Shane: I had no idea.
Shane: He's handsome
turi: lee pace? i love him
turi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE7FQAQY
turi: http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/o
turi: i love finding out shit like this
Shane: Weird
turi: how do u know of calpurnia?
turi: i liked her ever since i saw this short on her on logo where she talks about being a transexual actress, and the crap people put her thru
Shane: Vagina Monologues
turi: ahh
turi: and then she got that dating show
Shane: Yeah, her dating show was cute
turi: i just knew of that trsansexual version of it
turi: and calpernia has a song, how bout that
Shane: Stunning
Shane: Have you seen the video?
turi: no but i shall
turi: is lee pace gay?
turi: i cant tell anymore
turi: theres like, this new breed of men around my age who dont claim either or
turi: like, seth mcfarlane
turi: josh is delighted about the trannie role lee pace did, he loves pushing daisies
Oh well, looks like im going to the AC show..
North America
All shows are TicketMaster North America except for the 11/19 Philadelphia show, which will be sold through New Era Tickets. Customer passcodes are valid or any combination of shows except for the 11/19 Philadelphia show.
what do you guys think this is saying. That you can only use the passcode for this show only, or that there won't be a passcode??
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