Dakota

Sometimes VH1 makes me skin want to fly off my body. For the most part, it's their incessant need to bite the hand that feeds them, and they seem to hate music videos and celebrities.

But when they act fucking stupid when mocking others... that's what bothers me most. They had this special called Totally Canadian or something vaguely that. It basically "lovingly" trashed on the country, which is... whatever. It consisted mostly of "Oooh, caribou is funny word!" and made Americans seem like bigger morons than they were implying of the Canadians.

After the obvious mentions of William Shatner and Alanis Morissette (and mind you, I was watching this, so I am to blame for my irritation partially), the start talking about the national bird of Canada: the Canadian Goose.

Well, see that's all well and good, but it's not a fucking Canadian goose! It's a Canada Goose. What pisses me off most is that they had actual Canadians on the show commenting on the goose (although none of them mentioned it by name, because their comments were after the initial introduction), and if any of them either corrected the producers, they were ignored entirely. Or, they let it happen.

I know it's a stupid little thing. But it was a stupid little thing that could've been corrected, and shines really bad on the people that are supposedly southernly superior.